Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Falling into the Void: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 701277
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Astral Projections Made: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Potions Brewed: 149 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Villages Defended: 16
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9776 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4675 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3349
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7411 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchantments Applied: 74
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2723 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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