Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	438

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mines Excavated:	3639
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Villages Defended:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1626
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	1561	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Potions Brewed:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.