Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1936	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Emeralds Found:	5495
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5533	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	10
Buildings Constructed:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	55	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2826	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4329
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Potions Brewed:	180
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	5909
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!