Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mines Excavated:	1674	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WildCraft Network 2.0

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

**** Owned by King_Aura (This page is created by the server admin) ****

Welcome to WildCraft Network 2.0, this is a Survival server with many unique features, such as the Moon, old beta terrain near spawn and much more! We also have land claiming and a dynamic map here.

If you like our server, you can vote here as that would help 🙂

This server supports version 1.9 – 1.20

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Outlands

Survival

[b]Minecraft: Outlands[/b]is claim blocks based server built from the parent servers CoffeeCraft and Lakbay Pangarap. The server aims to provide quality services and a quality community to be enjoyed by every player. Minecraft: Outlands is a continuously growing community, welcoming players with warm hearts and a friendly atmosphere.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hialys

Skyblock

☁: Hialys Skyblock ☁

Picture this. An island nestled high in the clouds☁🏝☁, once considered a mere fairy tale. But no, this isn’t some fanciful story. This is reality. We’ve finally arrived. 🎉🎉🎉

🥳 Now the adventure can finally begin! 🔈 We’re thrilled to announce that our server is now open for public beta!🛑 Wait before you join us in conquering the sky? Ha! Just kidding. Don’t waste a second – get ready to soar with us right now. With so much adventure to be had, you don’t want the competition to beat you to it!

Server details:

📜 Server version: 1.19.4📜 Mode: Skyblock with NO SEASON RESETS!📜 Ip address: mc.hialys.com:25565

✅ Website (under development): https://www.hialys.com/✅ Store: https://store.hialys.com/✅ Discord: https://dsc.gg/hialys-skyblock

● Immerse yourself in a mediaeval themed server ⚔, complete with the King of the Hill, Envoys, Minions, and a wealth of enchantments and cosmetics ready to explore. ● Premium plugins and features galore – there’s so much to try out on our server.● We value your opinion and input! Your suggestions can help us shape the server and take it to new heights. ❤

:sparkles: Come join our server today and play together to create a daily hangout spot for you and your friends to enjoy together! Let’s have fun building something special.”

🔈 The beta release informations:Our team thoroughly tested the server to ensure our players have the best possible experience. However, we recognize that there’s always room for improvement, which is why we’re inviting our community to participate in enhancing the server. Your involvement will not only help shape the server’s future, but also earn you rewards for your valuable time and efforts.

📱 If you encounter any issues at any time, please don’t hesitate to create a support ticket. Our team will promptly investigate and work to resolve the issue.⏲ Don’t let a brief presentation prevent you from discovering what lies behind Hialys Skyblock. Join us and experience it for yourself!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Love Letters Sent:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sunset Survival 24/7

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Sunset is a chill survival/towny server wanting to grow a large community to become the hub for towny servers alike! Grow a community with the players here! Join the discord for a free rank, and maybe stay long enough to become staff! Make money and play around with our plugins, ect!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1324	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Zephiral Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Zephiral Network, we develop new game mode to entertain everyone. The principal game mode are: -Cosmos (skyblock) -Skywars

Join our community, propose you favorite mode and we will make it!

Ip: mc.zephiral.net Shop: shop.zephiral.net Teamspeak: ts.zephiral.net Telegram channel: t.me/zephiralmc Telegram group: t.me/zephiral

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mundo dos fixes

Server IP: joaopedro.aternos.me

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GamerwayMC Factions

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP

Gamerway faction server is a unique faction server in Turkey that goes beyond the ordinary. Rather than things like lapis plots, there are special systems that will contribute to the raid logic of the game.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Survival Hexicraft

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

This is the survival section of the play.hexicraft.com server. We offer advantages to players that other servers do not offer: like flying in exchange for a sum of money (from the game) or by voting for us. We are working hard to make this section to your liking, therefore, on our section there are also fun minigames to play with friends: Paintball, MobArena.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mulecraft

Minigames, PvE, RPG, Survival, Teams

Welcome to Mulecraft

Cannot find a server that doesn’t run thousands of plugins? Tired of Pure Vanilla ruining the social side of Minecraft?

I believe we have found the perfect balance between the two worlds.

With a simple Group System, we work in teams. Not with intent to PvP Randomly but for building, Economy and Minigames/Battles and Lore Purposes. All Battles will be Lore based to the server and very much pre-planned as an event in the discord.

We use a Whitelist to help keep the Server safe as well a Plugin to assist and daily back-up.

To join. apply at https://mulecraft.ca/apply Applications are sent straight to staff.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	1578
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HEXAcraft

Survival, Vanilla

For the players who like minecraft like it is. Its hermitcraft based so you can Make Friends and play with them or play alone. You can do deals with the Other player. You are Free!

We hope you will join our server and have fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Friendly pickaxe

Survival

A brand-new semi-vanilla survival server

This server runs Fabric with the goal of maintaining true vanilla game behavior.

3 /home’s/tpa commands to teleport to your friends/randomtp so you can get started quick!16 view distancePerfect vanilla behavior20+GB of RAMCross Minecraft/Discord chat & music botWe don’t take donations or reward players in exchange for votes

Discord: https://discord.gg/Jtxw8C2WJYDynmap: 129.146.107.80:8123/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Spicy Server

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

This server is a work in progress currently focused on grief protected survival. Please let me know what else you’d like me to add to the ‘To Do’ list.

– Grief-Protected Survival … DONE – Grief-Protected Creative … DONE – Skyblock Worlds … WIP – Economy … WIP – Rank System … WIP – Kit PvP and Arenas … To Do

Please send me a message in the game if you have any questions.

-TRS (The Real Spicy)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

stitchstopia

Roleplay

an MT server where you can play with your friends and where there is good roleplay, there is often someone online who can help you

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lotl craft

Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft survival server! Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic survival experience, with a focus on community, collaboration, and player-driven economy. We offer a variety of premium plugins that enhance the survival experience, such as grief prevention, land claiming, and player-run shops. We have a friendly community of players and active staff members who are always ready to help out. Join us and see how you survive in a world of danger!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ghost.zone

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Survival server with mcMMO, diamond economy, shopkeeper with player shops/trades, mobArena and parkour. We want to run a friendly and exciting survival server. Explore, build and have fun with your friends.

There are no mods or admins on this server. So if you need that, this is not the server for you.

– Shopkeeper – mcMMO – Voting – Dynmap – Tree traps – Deathchest – Backpack -MobArena – Parkour

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.