“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

BlockyJerkzMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magic Items Found:	2850
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	164
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	259
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyLungs BeGone

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	7062
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GobbleCraft Discord

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so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

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so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14