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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	160841
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	196	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5649	Dragon Eggs Found:	5327
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5028
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2877
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Love Letters Sent:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6896	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Votes:	968	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com