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Players:	95/500	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	287
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

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Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	15

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7923	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crops Grown:	8235
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Votes:	3095	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Farms Harvested:	951

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4893	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5507	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	237147	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	557	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net