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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	4081
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4816

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Emeralds Found:	4079

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	193	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2801
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Votes:	1461

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Divine Spears Created:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	143
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Farms Harvested:	684	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Runes Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	6

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mines Excavated:	4041	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	170	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	7363	Magic Items Found:	6199
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net