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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	1642
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5753	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	8637	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	75	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	113
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8216	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Potions Brewed:	143	Enchantments Applied:	187
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	336757
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Farms Harvested:	794

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Crops Grown:	1760
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Farms Harvested:	682	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	9609	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	208
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

alliancecraft.net