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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Towns Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5463	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Votes:	6964
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Items Found:	3823	Emeralds Found:	836
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9990	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	2396	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6816
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ores Mined:	684

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5354
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2467	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4628	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1829	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com