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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	274
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2582
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4422	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Void Gems Collected:	29	Farms Harvested:	760
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Potions Brewed:	85
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3799	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Votes:	2022
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Emeralds Found:	2945	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2307

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
Dragon Eggs Found:	1633	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Villages Defended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	68
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3587
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magic Items Found:	4636

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net