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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	602043	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	2596	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	4141
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Potions Brewed:	109

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Items Found:	6054	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Emeralds Found:	7042	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Star Shards Collected:	174	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5335
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2320	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Farms Harvested:	831
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8298	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ores Mined:	8574	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	203
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la