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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3464 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
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So come on down to our SMP and join the ranks of the most bitter and lonely Minecraft players around. Who needs love and friendship when you can have endless rejection and heartache? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate incel!