Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4644	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6460

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3963	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	3524

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Buildings Constructed:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8358	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	8379	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.