Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	585	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9039

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Emeralds Found:	4250	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	157
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Potions Brewed:	197
Zombie Dances:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
New Chunks Explored:	740796	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Farms Harvested:	624
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1103	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Animals Bred:	169

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9709	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	210
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.