Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Crops Grown:	6057	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3426	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Star Shards Collected:	263
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	129
New Chunks Explored:	527782	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9978	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crops Grown:	4822
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Potions Brewed:	157	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!