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Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6891

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

He Cucked Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7445	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

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COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and unexpected surprises. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can target extraction targets like Faust and ID & E.G.O for a chance to win fabulous prizes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Euphonium City Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

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Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchantments Applied:	60	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6645

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CivWorld Minecraft server

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CivWorld is a civilization server where you can have fun with friends and improve your Minecraft skills with our challenging challenges!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4