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Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4657
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

> smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

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Free passage

Brewing alcohol

Unique items

Over 100 new, refined enchantments

Amoutcraft

Stability

And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.

Additional features:

Active moderators

Regular streamers

Positive atmosphere

Regular events to diversify the gaming experience

PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the only female girl studying at night while the world sleeps? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a whole community of nocturnal scholars just like you! Join us and discover the magical world of chemistry where potions and explosions are just a crafting table away. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to help you with your homework. So come join us and study in the spookiest (and most educational) way possible!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP

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🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!

🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!

🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?

💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Farms Harvested:	599

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

He Cucked Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	269	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	204972

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

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COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and unexpected surprises. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can target extraction targets like Faust and ID & E.G.O for a chance to win fabulous prizes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!