Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Apocalyptic Gaming Network(AGN) was founded in 2010, AGN is a multi-server modded/vanilla Minecraft network hosting 30+ servers.We are hosting one of the most popular modpacks such as Hexxit & Hexxit 2 & Hexxit Updated, Tekkit & Tekkit 2 & Tekkit Legends, Tekxit 2 & 3 & 3.14 PI, RLCraft, The 1.12.2 Pack, and many more which you can see here https://www.apocgaming.org/servers . We love interacting with people, while having a very dedicated player base and staff. We aim to give you the best playing experience when playing on our servers offering features such as:– Factions (Voltz Only) & GriefPrevention (Custom Made) & Towny – Economy/Shops/Rewards including Kits/Keys/Crates/Vote Rewards (Custom Plugin) – Dozens of worlds to explore & Bungeecord Network(Custom Made) – Global Chat/Mail/Messaging (Custom Plugin) – Active Discord Server – 24/7 Active Staff in game and on Discord & 24/7 Uptime – Minimal banned items (each server has less than 10 banned items)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7664
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8445	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8678

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SERVER IP: join.mineheroes.org[JUST RESET] MineHeroes Server Gamemodes: – [NEW] OneBlock – Survival SMP – Factions – SkyBlock / OPSkyBlock – Prison – Creative – 1v1 PvP Duels / OPPVP – Daily & Weekend Events[Version 1.7-> 1.16+/LATEST]

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7340	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.