Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChaosCraftMC

Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A leading Community-based casual Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.Join us: mbs.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discordThe home of Youtubers

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Zondayland

Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

Hello, we want to offer our community pure modded gameplay with create, dungeons, dimensions, nether and end custom etc. The game works on application and respect for other players. Survival No reset! join us here: https://discord.gg/6gMWTjzab6

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GlowCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	782410	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Enchanted Reef

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WardenSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kings Faction Deluxe

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Kings Faction Deluxe is a fun survival-based Minecraft Faction server with lots of plugins. We have Factions, Bedwars, End Boss, Duels with custom kits, Pets, Server shops, Player shops, Crazy crates with amazing prizes, and so much more. The server also has a helpful command wall in the lobby that lists all the commands you can use, some of which include /warplist and /news! Looking to get ahead even faster? In-game ranks and crate keys can be purchased on the Kings Faction Deluxe website. You Guys can create your own faction team or join one!! Don’t forget to vote for this server and share with your friends. Join today for the best Faction server adventure ever!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	179
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

The Australian Towny & Geopolitics ServerDynmap: http://map.warlock-mc.com Discord: http://disc.warlock-mc.comStaff Needed!We encourage roleplay and the need for legitimate casus bellis. We are not a factions style raiding server. Some of our current nations include: The Republic of Wrenicau, The Kingdom of Britannia, The Kingdom of Tiredia, the Imperium Allemagnum. In total we have 4 nation states and 21 sovereign city states.These nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade. In the towny world are strategic resources that are needed by all states. The world itself is small. Both of these features are designed to encourage conflict because while we do promote the need for legitimate reasons to go to war, we do not want a conflict-less server. IP: warlock-mc.com Bedrock: Use same ip and port: 25565

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!