Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Love Letters Sent:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Badcraft is a Java & Bedrock vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players the purest Minecraft experience, just as the creators envisioned, free from hacks, cheats, and exploits. It ensures no modifications that alter gameplay, no teleporting, no map resets, no designated player homes, and no preset economy. All decisions are in the hands of our players. Griefing and raiding are allowed, and there are no mechanisms to prevent them. This world is truly your sandbox!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	35	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	7198

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	886	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival -Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	6062
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!