Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	1303
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AlmightyMC

Survival

We’re a custom built survival server, with unique features, quality staff and plugins, and the best community you could wish for! AlmightyMC is a CUSTOM SURVIVAL WITH BOTH LAND CLAIMING AND LAND RAIDING! Minecraft Server and SMP that allows Bedrock & Java | Extremely Active Community for a Minecraft Hardcore SMP Server Griefing, Stealing, and Killing are all allowed and the goal of the server is to Earn Money and grind the /leaderboards to Become #1 on the Hardcore Minecraft SMPs Servers.This Minecraft Server and SMP has Hardcore, Survival, Anarchy, Vanilla, One Life, Factions, OneTrySMP, Lifestealsmp and many more Hardcore SMP Related Minecraft Servers. The AlmightyMC Hardcore Server community likes to play the gamemodes that we include like Hardcore Survival and Anarchy gamemodes.Other Names for the server might include Almighty MC, AlmightySMP, Hardcore SMP, Almighty SMP Hardcore, AlmightySMP Hardcore, Hardcore Server, Smaklul Server. You might be attempting to find this server if you are looking for Minecraft Hardcore Servers. It’s a Java and Bedrock Hardcore Server / SMP that anyone can join. The IP Is mc.almighty.proJAVA IP: mc.almighty.pro BEDROCK IP: mc.almighty.pro (Port: 19132)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Farms Harvested:	597
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	7130

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	911
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crops Grown:	6845

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5555
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	744519
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	171

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Void Gems Collected:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”