Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4742	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Humblex: Phoenix Edition Thank You and Set Foot On A Truly Remarkable Journey With Us.IP: mc.humblex.netHumblex is a Sci-Fi Story Based Survival Multiplayer Server with a hybrid survival-faction system and includes infinite events/minigames for players to enjoy.What Humblex Offers: – Story-based Multiplayer Server (Sci-Fi) – A brand new experience on survival multiplayer experience. – Survival and Faction (Hybrid System) into one GameMode. – Interval ( Events | Minigames ) – Graphical Changes to Vanilla Minecraft – Cracked & Premium Support – Multiplatform (Coming Soon)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!