Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server – Master Realm 1.20.1! RPG World Daily Quests & Adventures Blood Moons Brewery Coin Economy Citizens Anti-Combat-Log Towny EliteMobs & Boss Events Unique World Gen Graves with Loss GSit/Lay/Crawl 18+ Marry Commands Join our thriving community for endless fun and adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

MineCrafty is a multiverse server for players who want their own space & play with their friends – not for trolls – the server is moderated and crap will not be tolerated. For your enjoyment, land claim is active. as well as MCMMO, PVP, seasons, multiple worlds, creative, survival, hardcore and more. This server is for the player who wants to build on their own terms, or bring friends and just hang out in a safe server. If you’re an established dependable OP or admin, I would entertain allowing you to improve the server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	199	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4049
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchantments Applied:	85

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Potions Brewed:	150	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.