Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TxcBoxpvp

PvP

THIS SERVER IS ONLY BOXPVP SERVER 1.20.1 so much fun with friends with friends enjoys <3 with friends enjoys <3 enjoys <3

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ToastCraft – 1.20 – 1.20.4 Towny McMMO Survival Server

Deadchest, MCMMO, Rtp, Shops, smp, Survival, Towny, Vote, Voterewards, Votifier

ToastCraft

ToastCraft is a survival Towny server on 1.20 that uses McMMO, ChestShop, SilkSpawners, Death Chests, and more!

You can connect using Minecraft versions 1.20, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, 1.20.3, and 1.20.4.

We have multiple towns that are ready to join, a player market, an auction house, and dungeons (WIP)!

Want to get right into the action? Do /RTP and you’ll be teleported to a random location in the wilderness!

Join our Discord server to receive up-to-date information about the server! You also get notifications when new items are added to the auction house!

Join our Discord server: discord.gg/cv39S9Ff9H

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HearthCraft SMP (1.20): A no-griefing, no-resets economy experience

120server, 120update, Antigrief, Auctions, Awesome, Cavesandcliffs, Chill, Claims, Community, Communitybased, Communitydiscord, Communitydriven, Communityoriented, Crates, Discord, Dynmap, Economies, Economy, Events, Girefprevention, International, Laidback, Landclaiming, Levelup, MCMMO, Mypet, Nogrief, Nonpay2win, Nonwhitelist, Nop2w, Nopaytowin, Notp2w, Relaxed, Small, smp, SMPs, Survival, Survivals, Trailsandtales, Usa

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.0% pay-to-win perk system.Resource worlds (resets monthly)DynmapZero tolerance for any form of hate speech.Pet systemLevel-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy.Land ClaimingmcMMOActive and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc.Marriage plugin/wild (random teleport) commandLeaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Technical

Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in VirginiaUses PurpurBlock logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, for rare cases in which the server is clearly at fault, with InventorySaver./pl is publicNo keep-inventory but /back is enabled and drops are locked (i.e. no one can take them except you) by default.Difficulty = HardMain world is 90,000 * 90,000. All other worlds are 20,000 * 20,000.No entity culling, mob stacking, or other plugin-reliant farm limitations.

Links

Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.netRules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rulesIP: play.hearthcraft.netStatistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RoyaleAnarchy

Anarchy

Anarchy Server Information: -Version: 1.12.2 -IP: royaleanarchy.me -Dupes: FrameDupe 30% -/tpa /home /sethome /nc Discord : discord.royaleanarchy.me Web page: https://hardanarchy.craftingstore.net

Official Server Authorized By: HardAnarchy.ga Server Premium Not Premium 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoCrystal Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

NoCrystal is an anarchy server with end crystals disabled and 1.8 pvp. The crafting dupe is currently the only dupe.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Zodiac

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Survival 1.20.1JAVA and BEDROCK MMORPG Custom with modified monsters and increased difficulty plus many new features!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ShinyCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Earth

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

⛏️ Minecraft Country – A mostly vanilla PvE survival server. ✨

Chill, Claims, Dynamicmap, fortnite, Friendly, Griefprevention, Gui, Map, Menus, mrbeast, multiplayer, Nolag, Nopvp, Onlinemap, PvE, Relaxed, Survival, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival, Viaversion, Website

Welcome to Minecraft Country, the Ultimate Co-Op Minecraft Server! If you’re seeking a truly immersive and collaborative Minecraft experience, look no further. Our server is a haven for those who appreciate the beauty of vanilla gameplay, but enjoy tools and mechanics to make default gameplay more convenient. Dive into a PvE-only world where players can come together to craft their own unique realm.

At Minecraft Country, we uphold strict server rules to ensure a level playing field. Cheating in any form, be it through mods, hacks, or third-party software, is strictly forbidden. We foster a friendly and respectful community. To stake your claim in this virtual world, simply place a chest and follow our straightforward land-claiming instructions. Our commitment to constant improvement means that we’re always listening to our players’ feedback, with new features and mechanics added regularly.

We’ve also introduced innovative changes & additions – like player claims, changes to the day night cycle, and changes to hunger mechanics to enhance your gameplay. Additionally, at Minecraft Country, we believe in enhancing your exploration experience. Our dynamic live map, easily accessible via links on our server website or in-game with the /map chat command, provides a captivating top-down view of the world. This invaluable tool not only helps you navigate and locate points of interest but also enables you to connect with fellow players, spot mobs, and identify land claims. It’s a game-changer for those seeking to embark on epic adventures and collaborate effectively in our vibrant virtual world.

Currently, we support Java Edition exclusively, so fire up your Java client, add our server IP address, and join us in crafting the ultimate cooperative adventure. Discover the joy of pure Minecraft camaraderie at Minecraft Country, where “vanilla” is anything but ordinary.

You can find lots more information at our website. You can also find many of our links and commands in a convenient in-game GUI by using the /menu or /m command in chat.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Potions Brewed:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Larteno Towny

Auctionhouse, Economy, Jobs, Jobsreborn, MCMMO, Newserver, Newworld, PvP, Survival, Towny, Townysurvival

We are a Towny Server full of fun and exciting features! – MCMMO – Jobs – Autorank – AuctionHouse. Our goal is to remain as Vanilla as possible. This means no custom enchantments or any extra items that are not a part of Vanilla Minecraft. We are not an unpolished mix of plugins, hastily slapped together. Instead, this is a survival server offering a clean experience and gameplay. (Difficulty set to Normal)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9493	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DutchKingCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Chille server met Survival, Skyblock, Minigames etc. We have been around since 2011 and we are a relaxed community. Are you looking for a PVP server? Then look further. Are you looking for a friendly server where everyone knows each other and helps each other? Then you are very welcome! play.dutchkingcraft.nl We are online 24/7 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

🐵 ChunkyMonkey 🐵 Economy Ranks 🐵 Slimefun Mods 🐵 Flytime 🐵 Anti-Grief 🐵 Custom Terrain + Mobs 🐵

Angelchest, battlepass, bedrock, Chestshop, Chestshops, Claims, Claimshovel, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Economy, Fly, Freeranks, Goditems, Homes, MCMMO, Minigames, Mythicmobs, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Quests, Ranks, Sethome, Shop, Shopgui, Silkspawners, Sit, skins, Slimefun, Slimefun4, smp, Survival, Terrain, Viaversion, Warps

🐵 ChunkyMonkey 🐵 Economy Ranks 🐵 Slimefun Mods 🐵 Flytime 🐵 Anti-Grief 🐵 Custom Terrain + Mobs 🐵 Minecraft Server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lintukoto

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a new Finnish minecraft server. To which everyone is welcome. We currently have vanilla Survival and spawn a PvP arena where you can fight against other players. Nothing but welcome!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mythryl Network

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

We are thrilled to present Mythryl Network, where fun and excitement await players of all ages! Our server is dedicated to providing a diverse range of engaging and thrilling minigames that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Whether you are a seasoned Minecraft player or new to the game, our server offers a friendly and welcoming community where you can join in on the action.

We were re-founded in 2023 by DoekeDan and ItsJR and include minigames such as skywars, eggwars, build battle, and much more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nekonečný příběh

Economy, Event, Jobs, Magic, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Residence, RPG, Skills, Survival

Endless story

• The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find what they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.

• We focus primarily on quality gaming together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of players, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.

• There is classic Survival, with an almost infinite map. There is a fully developed economy, complemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The entire game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are monsters adapted for this with corresponding difficulty than in the original game. There are ready-made custom charms that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of entertainment prepared here, which will never get boring, and you have to discover the main charm of the whole server yourself :3

• The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one big one that will have no end. We are looking forward to seeing you o/

Links:Web: npribeh.fhgames.cz/Discord: discord.gg/a8MSGPdYouTube: www.youtube.com/ChipmunkatelsFacebook: www.facebook.com/npribeh/Instagram: www.instagram.com/npribeh/

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2225	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GalaxyRP

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

This is a great server i hope to see get a big player base some day i work hard and put alot of my spare time on this server. You will need to add the port to the end of the ip like IP:port but with the ip and port including :

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!