Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

gold coin

Survival

We are excited to introduce our new Minecraft server – Gold Coin! Our server offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players of all levels. With a focus on community building and teamwork, we strive to create a fun and inclusive environment for all players. Explore our custom-built world, complete challenging quests, and interact with other players from around the globe. Join us today and start your adventure on Gold Coin! Gold Coin is a Minecraft SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server that provides an immersive survival experience for players. Our server is centered around the idea of community and teamwork, and we encourage players to work together to build. Our world is full of exciting locations to explore, from sprawling forests to vast oceans. We offer a variety of challenging tasks and objectives that will test your survival skills and reward you with valuable resources. Whether you’re looking to build a bustling community or go on a solo adventure, Gold Coin has something for everyone. Join us today and start your journey in the world of Minecraft! also join the discord! https://discord.gg/WYUKN4N2 How to join? on bedrock ip: GOLD_COIN.aternos.me port: 57829 on java ip: GOLD_COIN.aternos.me

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [SURVIVAL] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[PVP] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

battle, Factions, games, Landclaim, Landclaiming, PvP, smp, Survival

🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

– 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

🔥💰🏰🌄

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	2419
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ProxyPvP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

ProxyPvP is a Competitive Server for Java and Bedrock players. > > 1.8 – 1.19 < < Fight in BoxPvP to earn xp and levels to reach the top. Gather resources from mines and dungeons to craft armory and weapons. New server with many more updates and features to come. Join Today.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

❤️ PrimeCraft 🛕 Survival 1.19.3+ 🛡️ MMORPG, Bosses, Economy, Towns, Custom Classes Warrior, Mage, Dungeon Events

bedrock, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Femboy, KitPvP, Leveling, LGBTQ, Minecraftmmorpg, Minigames, mmorpg, Primeminecraftmmorpg, Primemmorpg, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are committed to providing a high-quality gameplay experience, with a focus on fairness and balance. Our server is designed to be challenging and engaging, with a variety of game modes and challenges to keep players interested and engaged.

IP: mc.primecraft.org

Bedrock IP: bedrock.primecraft.orgCross Play (Work in progress) (Missing Resource Pack) (Not Recommended ATM)

Starter Guide:

Have Resource Pack Enabled

Pick a Class– Choose a class that best fits your play style– Class Options: Mage, Summoner, Shaman – Warrior & Archer Class Weapons can be used by anyone. Class choice does not effect this

Prepare– Grab /Kit Adventurer– Read your Weapon Description for Controls. Hover over the item.

The Endless Journey Begins – Decide Rather to Fight Bosses in the Warzone or Explore the Wild– Warzone Bosses are Located Infront of Spawn. Walk around you will discover there locations.– Enter /Wild to build your base and gather materials. Fight New Mobs – Randomly There will be a Dungeon Event with a Warp. It is Recommended everyone go there for Double The Rewards!

Loot – Bosses Drop Loot Boxes, Furniture Boxes, Cosmetic Boxes, Cash Boxes, Trinket Boxes– Mobs Drop Gold to be Sold On /Shop

Endgame– Collect higher Lvl items with greater stats to deal more damage to your foes!– Collect Special Trinket Spells – Build Your Base

Upcoming Features– Reputation Unlocks– Cosmetics over your gear– Housing– + More

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6092	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VortexSMP

Survival

VortexSMP is a survival multiplayer server meant to have a friendly community with custom features. We are currently looking for a staff team that is willing to help out with current and future server development. Join in today to be apart of a BRAND NEW survival experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MCMP | Vanilla SMP Server 1.20.4

BUILD, Buildfree, Community, Communitysurvival, Create, Creative, Freebuild, Noclaims, Nogrief, Nogriefsurvival, Ogminecraft, Popular, Populated, Shop, Survival, Trade, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Welcome to MCMP, a completely vanilla freebuild anti-grief survival mode server that has been running for over 5 years.

MCMP is home to a welcoming community of players and admins, as we allow players to build whatever, whenever and wherever they like, as long as they don’t mess with other people’s things.

All of this…without the worry of grief! (All griefs that occur on the server can be rolled back in seconds!)

So come on the server and check the place out, there are some crazy cool things players have built over the years while the server has been up!

So please, make yourself at home and enjoy MCMP

Version: 1.20.4

IP: mcmp.tk

Server Rules:Respect other players on the server.Respect Staff Members and their decisions. (They are trying their best)Don’t grief other players builds. (That includes, Stealing, Breaking Blocks Others Have Placed and Lava/Water Flooding/)Keep the chat clean. No harassment, advertising, abuse.No hacks or cheats of any kind. If you are wondering about specific mods, please ask a staff member.We have a strict no grief policy here at MCMP. All griefs are rolled back and players responsible will face PERMANENT bans!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates

Discord, Exploration, Explore, java, Modded, Modified, Modpack, Nochatreports, Noclaims, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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YOU MUST BE WHITELISTED VIA OUR DISCORD TO PLAY

This is both for security reasons (like griefing prevention) and because all of our community functions are done through our Discord server. So join us, you have only to gain! (Click the “Community Discord” button above for an invite.)

Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and seasonal world resets and updates to keep the server fresh for both old and new players.

What You Should Know:1. Our world resets every so often in “seasons”, but archived worlds will be available to you.2. We have no claims. But stealing and griefing are still prohibited unless you declare war.3. Exploration is highly encouraged. We have the Lootr mod so that you can almost always get loot.4. You can make your own team on our Discord with special benefits, or join an existing team.5. There is NO pay-to-win anything on this server. Only a few cosmetic benefits for server boosters.6. We have No Chat Reports installed. You won’t have to deal with Mojang’s chat filter.7. Have fun! That’s the most important part. 😉

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	126

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Team PNG

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

F2P Minecraft Server – Be respectful and have fun! Java: play.teampng.com Bedrock: bedrock.teampng.com

No Stealing anything from any other player. No Griefing without prior permission. Don’t Destroy other players builds or items without prior permission. No Squatting.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlotPlay

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We cordially invite you to the PlotPlay.pl server On the server you will find: ・Custom 5000×5000 grid map with various dungeon structures. ・Customowe moby. ・Lucky blocki. ・Kingdoms (create your kingdom and fight for domination). ・Easier tree felling. ・Many updates. ・Nice and helpful administration. Earn coins by mining ores: ・By mining raw materials such as coal, iron, diamonds and netherite, there is a chance that you will additionally mine coins thanks to which you can purchase many interesting items with the /rank command!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	169

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Express Box

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

We strive to make Express Box unique compared to other servers. Therefore we have created a state of the art PvP-Enabled map including medieval themed builds such as castles and towers. We have also mixed in multiple other biomes to increate the originality of the server.

Box PvP KEEP INVENTORY

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Towns Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CreeperGames

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

We are CreeperGames, a Minecraft network for Java and Bedrock version, we’ll see you there https://discord.gg/7zSNpMs8BP

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Oasisverse

Roleplay

The best Minecraft modern life server in the world. You can drive a car, live in a spacious mansion, and fly around the world with your friends. You can experience the prosperity of the world in the main cyberpunk city, and grow your favorite vegetables on the farm with your family. And fruit, man, put on the gun, and fight with the enemy in the streets, come to our server and enjoy, love you Oasisverse teamcontact us Discord;CeaserNotFound

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VoiceChat Server Play.airforce

Anarchy, Bukkit, Proximitychat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

Airforce Anarchy is a 8-year old Minecraft server with no moderation, supporting both Java and Bedrock versions, and welcoming cracked and premium players. It features 24/7 live streaming of player activities and has a voice chat server at ip: voicechat.play.airforce.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	1291

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ciphersky

Economy, Survival

Ciphersky is a 100% non pay to win Minecraft SMP server. That focuses on giving you a great SMP experience. We do not sell any items on our store that will give someone a advantage over other players. We offer a free unlimited land claiming system. Awesome custom enchants and daily, weekly & monthly log in rewards

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7057	Buildings Constructed:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AyorMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Ayormc is a Minecraft network with tons of game modes for you to play and enjoy!

We don’t ruin our game modes with pay2win features like the majority of the competition.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	1179
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!