Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Towns Built:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CDLServer

Survival

welcome to the CDL server! its the best server join now at CDLServer.aternos.me its survival!!! ENJOY

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GameScape – Uniquely Perfected.

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Join us for a fun, friendly minecraft experience! We are tightly knit and been around for awhile 😉

We currently offer the following;

– Modified Factions (Direct IP -> SN.GSNetwork.net) [Raiding, Vampires, Mob Arena, PVP, Envoy, and more!]

– Skyblock (Direct IP -> SB.GSNetwork.net) [Island survival! Live off minimal resources]

– Kingdoms (Direct IP -> KD.GSNetwork.net) [Create your own Kingdom and rule others!]

– Hardcore Survival (Direct IP -> HC.GSNetwork.net) [1 life! Deathban! How long can you survive?]

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Star Daze

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

100% Survival server with ranks & custom plugins such as, warps, spawners, sethomes, colored texted and more! Make new friends and play survival, everyone is welcomed! We would love to see new players!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Worldwide MC Alliance

The Australian Multi-Purpose Server

It is recommended that you visit our website to get detailed information on all our features, current and future, and other useful pages (like Dynmap)! Looking for a server where you can play almost any game type, but still have the comfort of being part of a community? The the Worldwide Minecraft Alliance is probably for you.

We are an Australian-hosted Australian-run multi-purpose server that is constantly evolving to include features requested by players. At the moment, you can spend most of your time playing Survival, Creative or Skyblock, while on days when you feel like playing something else, join other players in any of our minigames.

Current Available Features

Survival (as vanilla as possible, with obvious warp, teleportation, and protection), Creative (plot-based, 100×100, impossible to grief), SkyBlock (play by yourself or with some friends)

Capture The Flag (requires at least 2 people per team), Spleef (quite a large arena), Mob Arena (fight mobs like there’s no tomorrow), Paintball (the latest and greatest in snowball-throwing fun), Hunger Games (with the Survival Games 2 map)

Chess (both small boards and large ones, against friends or bots), Battleships (the classic game), Connect Four (also known as four-in-a-row), Tetris (single player, classic, fun)

Current Rules & Regulations

Here are the basics: We don’t allow griefing, stealing, spam, or abuse. No PvP in Survival. Hacks and mods that we believe are unfair are not allowed. We don’t give staff positions to anyone we don’t trust. No advertising other servers. Read them all in detail here.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4431

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fawnserver

Survival

a friendly survival server where you can have fun and survive with me and build giant bases that go to height limit.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	277	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CreepThis

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

minecraft server

Survival

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4166	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

222craft.net

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a Mature Server AntiCheat, AntiGrief and AntiHack.

Very strong and friendly community, helped by mature mods, Admins and Owner.

We have multiple Worlds to suit your server requirements! Whether it’s a PVE only World where you can build and not worry about grief or losing work, or a PVP World which resets Monthly allowing for mass resource harvesting – further protecting the build World’s landscape from ruin! We also have an Arena World with such minigames as CTF, King of the Hill and Mob Arena.

RPG Survival Server. Storyline, Ranks, mcMMO, Competitions, Server Wide Economy, Trade, Shops, Minigames, Mob & PvP Arenas, Tournaments, Fanfictions, Expansions, more…

99.995% Uptime 24 / 7, 365 days a year service

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Crops Grown:	7552

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DuelsSea

PvP

A duels server Still in development Coming soon : – New kits – New ranks – New Maps And MUCH MUCH more.. JOIN NOW!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

World of Bros

Economy, Survival

WoB (World Of bros) is a strong, close community built off of trust. we have good admins watching for greifers and good support. We have a money system and shops to buy things. i think you will like our server. go check out the website for more info worldofbros.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Infinity Minecraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Survival server with frequent events, select Vannila Tweaks Datapacks, And Plugins including GriefPrevention. Since it is hosted on aternos you must request for the server to be turned on via the discord channel.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocks and Gold

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US ! From your web account : – Sell to the marketplace, and earn G$. – Buy what others have sold with your [b]G$[/b]. – Buy territories to protect what you have build. – Invite your friends in your territories. – Ingame Likes for the best builder constest. – 4 scorebords to mesure your performance. – Mod Pack with rei minimap and optifine available on the website (optional) – Minecraft Lego Packs – Multiplayer Dungeons – Treasure Hunter Event – Level up your jobs

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US !

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MysticalLandz

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

This is the server for my youtube MysticalMyner! Saty tuned for LOTS of updates as this server is new and in development. Also see my yt channel coming somtime Coming next year

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Torinet

Small friendly server. Fun mods and friendly staff.

Now with Hunger Games!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

commandia

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this is a Swedish minecraft server which is almost completely vanilla, some plug ins like treecuter etc

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.