Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SurvivalCraft Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SurvivalCraft, an ideal server to play by yourself or with your friends. Our friendly and chatty server offers Skyblock and Survival, with McMmo ingame levels and abilities, Silkspawners, Ranks and vote crate rewards! With only the click of a button, you can switch between the Survival world and the Skyblock world with ease. While playing on both servers, you are guaranteed to enjoy your time on both while surrounded with helpful staff members and friendly players.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Citywars Minecraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Citywars is one of the most unique server. Everything is different from other server. Create your own city. Build your city to unlock more class for your citizen. Level up your race to gain better pvp ability. Train your soldier to raid your rival city. Meets experiment minecraft player. Great and exclusive donator rank. Special online event. Join now !

[ PVP EVENT ]==================- —Folow our event on www.citywars.ca

[ CLASS JOBS ]=================- —More than 30 class to unlock. Each class give you a unique ability.

[ RACE ABILITY ]===============- —More than 31 Species. Each with unique abilities

[ CITY RANKING ]===============* —Build your own city and defend it again raider. Unlock class for your citizen with building validation.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

1b1t

Anarchy

play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	8189

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mikeland PvE

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8546	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

0tx.org

Factions

Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

Website & Forums: http://www.0tx.org

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8568	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6768
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.