Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	990023	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	4959

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Towns Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7340

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Limegaming

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	293101	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

hexic priion is a fasst growing og prisen sence 2014 and was once one of thre largest growin prisen in mincraftk logan Fortnite is the best a plz add my epic games it is lilhustle26 and i have 1000 solo 250 duo and 0 squad i need a duo partner

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.