“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Items Found:	5248	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	97
New Chunks Explored:	460176	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	104

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Votes:	2532
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mines Excavated:	4020
Players Killed by Monsters:	4788	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	628	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Towns Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crops Grown:	7100	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Void Gems Collected:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7150
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Votes:	4214	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Emeralds Found:	3284	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4352
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Divine Spears Created:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Animals Bred:	78	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net