“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	179
Divine Spears Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Aetherconquest.net

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

play.hemispheresurvival.club

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6376
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

mc.aus.gg

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crops Grown:	7126	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

mc.drakescraft.net

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

play.halfastmc.com

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

it.craftersland.net

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	2095
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

eu.sonoyuncu.network

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Towns Built:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

mc.no-named.org

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

ccraft.de:25000

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

pcbmc.co

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

liroyo.revivemod.net:2111

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Votes:	7248
Enchantments Applied:	129	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

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5.9.221.129:25635