“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Villages Defended:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8135
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1078	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	8898

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1663	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3207
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Votes:	2435
Runes Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Potions Brewed:	71
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crops Grown:	7996	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	194	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net