“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

ms.minefreeze.net

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

147.135.8.224:25580

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9655
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6406
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

play.sovereigncraft.com

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3750	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Kimucraft.fun

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Potions Brewed:	172	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

play.zafirocraft.com

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3449

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

play.godspunky.in

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	534

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

play.secretgarden.tech

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	73

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

play.frenily.com

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

traizelcraft.net

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

mcorg.Chilltown.eu

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crops Grown:	2756	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crops Grown:	1560	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com