“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7972	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Items Found:	3967
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	367

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4978

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	549	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	153	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.