“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Farms Harvested:	280
Secret Passages Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	931638	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3377
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1873
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4846
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	268	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1532
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	123
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	952	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.