“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	241	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Void Armor Forged:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Runes Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	2321
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!