“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3818
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Items Found:	3051	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ores Mined:	4487
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	139379
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	39959	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Love Letters Sent:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7977
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crops Grown:	1405
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	180

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Emeralds Found:	326
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.