“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	522024
Farms Harvested:	379	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	167	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Holy Grails Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2774

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crops Grown:	8100
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	175
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7663	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!