“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Players Killed by Monsters:	7176	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ores Mined:	2410
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	3231	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Farms Harvested:	564	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3753
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	17060	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!