“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	365
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	896	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7569	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	5861
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7573	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	117	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1378	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7328	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	6833	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2122	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!