“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Items Found:	3611

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4053	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Buildings Constructed:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Potions Brewed:	165
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	89	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1711
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Buildings Constructed:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	243255	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	9842	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.