“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	8436	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6265	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5218	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	978189
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	500
Mines Excavated:	3862	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5129	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	9500	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Items Found:	3920	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.