“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Love Letters Sent:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	7054
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	1706	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1486	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3227
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchantments Applied:	53	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Enchantments Applied:	282
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Items Found:	7072	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8430	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Star Shards Collected:	207
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mines Excavated:	3166	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.