“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Star Shards Collected:	155
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Items Found:	6791

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Star Shards Collected:	239	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Farms Harvested:	632	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	541	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mines Excavated:	3963	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	995	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ores Mined:	4832
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7585

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.