“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Farms Harvested:	429	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	57
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Towns Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	3036
Void Gems Collected:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ores Mined:	1181	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4310
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4474
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!