“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

are, conformity, culture, Human Behavior, Human nature, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Like.., Minecraft, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, society, this.., we.., why

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7869
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	73
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5310
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Animals Bred:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.