“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ores Mined:	5612
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1572	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	3157
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7034
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9068	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8062	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Emeralds Found:	3909
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.