“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	849
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7375	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Animals Bred:	53

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1344	Emeralds Found:	8617
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8899	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	308

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.