“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

are, conformity, culture, Human Behavior, Human nature, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Like.., Minecraft, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, society, this.., we.., why

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Runes Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AltaVelos SMP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AltaVelos SMP, the best possible way to play Minecraft. (Started 1.13 now in 1.15.2)

My name is Shiloh, In game name is EpiphonicG, I’m 23yo and I purchased 24/7 server hosting. Let me tell you all about it.

We stick to the BASICS of Vanilla Minecraft… No Crazy plugins! But here are some things that make us the best new Minecraft server of 2020

We got an active Discord: discord.gg/H2hXZUb

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Enchantments Applied:	244	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Play Minecraft Server

Creative, Survival

Play-Server Minecraft Server! Vote for Rewards and more! Vote every day for every day rewards! Good Luck!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JaycobPVP

Survival

hi. if you are reading this that means we have discontinued jaycobpvp it was fun while it lasted but the server hosting have minimized the allowed plugins. i have 20 i need to use but the allowed ammont is sadly 12 thank you for understanding. goodbye

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mangrove MC | 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Friendly 🏳️‍🌈 |⛰️ Custom Worldgen, Seasons, 40+ Free Cosmetics, 40 New Mobs & More ⛰️| 🧪 Slimefun & MCMMO 🧪

Cosmetics, Customworldgen, Furniture, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Marriage, MCMMO, Pyrofishing, Quests, Resourcepack, Seasons, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Terralith

Server IP: mangrove.smpmc.us

Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.

You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!

If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!

Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQphHave a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Towns Built:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Marcoeh

Anarchy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Marcoeh, this server is a great server, there are plenty of gamemodes you can choose form to play: skywars, skyblock, kitpvp, survival, and bannedland. We are always updating the server to make it better for the players!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HarmonyMC

MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to HarmonyMC!

At Harmony, we are a very welcoming and fast growing community. We offer several custom plugins such as custom enchants, and silk spawners that help enhance your vanilla Minecraft survival experience! We hope to see you on HarmonyMC!

* Urgently looking for experienced, active Staff Members!

– HarmonyMC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8504	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Domini [Factions] [Semi-Anarchy] [Bedrock support]

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Economy, Economysurvival, Faction Pvp, Factions, Kingdoms, Openaudiomc, Roleplay, Roleplaysurvival, Semianarchy, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.

Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.

We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133

We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audioThis should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximity

View the server’s world map here: 162.33.22.223:8123

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MicroPixelate

PvP, Survival

A minecraft 1.15.2 Survival server with hidden chests, PvP, a friendly community, and more! (NO HACKERS ALLOWED!!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DanskSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This server is newly started and is frequently updated. Hope you are interested in giving it a try so we can get the server’s community going.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KitPVP/Survival And More

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Has Loads Of Fun Things To Explore Like Survival, KitPVP, Creative, And Loads More This Server Has All Your Needs

VERSION NEEDS TO BE 1.12.2 FOR THE PLUGINS TO WORK MORE VERSIONS SUPPORTED SOON

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Knights Community

Survival, Towny

Welcome to our Minecraft Server in the Philippines – a virtual realm where gamers from across the archipelago gather to embark on epic adventures, craft magnificent creations, and build lasting friendships. Immerse yourself in a uniquely Filipino gaming experience with custom content, exciting events, and a vibrant community. Join us on this pixelated journey, where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of exploration. Are you ready to dive into the blocky wonders of our Philippine Minecraft universe? See you in-game, mga ka-MC!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	8706	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Simply Vanilla – 1.20.4

120server, 120update, 120vanilla, building, Community, Friendly, Fun, home, Mature, new, Noclaims, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Semivanilla, Sethome, Small, Smallserver, smp, Staff, Survival, Tpa, Updated, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!

Since 2018, Simply Vanilla has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our tight-knit, kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!Visit our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coJoin our Discord to participate with the community: https://discord.gg/simplyvanilla

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No major griefing3. Respect fellow players and staff4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No ban or mute evasion 7. No excessive swearing/offensive language 8. No AFK Farming/grinding9. No toxic playersFor more detail on our rules, visit simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	150
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bone craft

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

[Bonecraft]

Welcome to Bonecraft, a survival server and towny server running on Minecraft Java Edition 1.15.2 Join our server using our ip: play.bonecraft.org Visit our website using: https://www.bonecraft.org/ Our Store: https://www.store.bonecraft.org/

Some of the features we offer to players are McMMO, Veinminer, Silk Spawners, Golden Shovel Land Claiming, Kits, Wild Teleportation, Marriages, Money Drops, Events, and Giveaways.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FoolishMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | JOIN FOR FREE STORE ITEMS* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! FoolishMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Skyblock and many more to come. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Simply Adventure – 1.20.4 [Java & Bedrock]

120updated, Adventure, Claims, Friendly, Hardmode, Nogrief, Playereconomy, PvE, Semivanilla, Survival

Simply Adventure

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About

Join us in our brand new server: Simply Adventure! This server is focused on the adventure of Minecraft, the fun of building and making friends, and the tranquility of getting away from the stresses of real life. We hope you can join the kind community that we hope to build.

Check out our server’s features to see if they align with your interests!

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Rules(more detail can be found on Discord)

1. Respect all other players2. No Sensitive Content3. No cheats/exploits4. No griefing anywhere5. No Stealing / Luring / Scamming6. Claims must be at least 100 blocks from others7. No Random PVP8. No Spam or Advertisement9. Do Not Evade Punishment

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Simply Adventure is the next place for you. Embrace the call of SA and start your adventure today. We hope to see you online!

Are you ready to begin your adventure?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.