“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

are, conformity, culture, Human Behavior, Human nature, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Like.., Minecraft, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, society, this.., we.., why

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	126

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dirkocraft

A brand new, vastly overpowered legit-style server hosted in the United States with a friendly, strong community, fair moderators, and many fun plugins. Come check us out now! Both the website and minecraft IP are dirkocraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Craftopia

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Craftopia is a brand new Vanilla Minecraft server with a focus towards community, world building, and technical builds. Make new friends and enjoy the true Minecraft experience.

There is no unfair advantage on Craftopia; admins cannot spawn items, and donating will not get you any, we want every player to feel like they can progress in this world.

The server is highly optimized to ensure that there is no lag, and a graylist is in place to stop griefing and hacking we only want quality players on this server!

Why not check it out and start your adventure today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Celestial Expanse (Java 1.19.4-1.20.4) : [100% Vanilla, Unique Planets, Movecraft, Original NPC Ships, Industry/Automation, GeoPolitics]

building, Civilizations, Civs, Civserver, Community, Custom, Customworld, Discord, Expanse, Explore, Friendlystaff, Industrial, Industry, Machines, Movecraft, Nations, Network, Ocean, Other, Planets, Politics, Pvpve, Quality, Safe, Scifi, Siege, Space, Spaceserver, Spaceships, star, Starship, Starwars, Survival, Technology, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Townywars, Vehicles, Website

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed Space-Geo-Political Server.

Explore, Colonize, and Conquer over 15 Custom Planets! Construct a Metropolis!Design an entire Armada of functional Starships! Manufacture an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s!

Key Features Include

✨ 100% Free to Play! We say NO to donations and NO to paid-ranks! The Celestial Expanse has been this way for 8 Years.

🤯 Entirely Vanilla Compatible!

🚀 The FIRST Server to achieve actual Combat-capable NPC/AI Movecraft Vehicles, which is empowered by our Custom Movecraft system, the Vehicle plugin used as the backbone of the server – You can build working Starfighters, Ships, Tanks and more!

🔋 An exclusive, custom, Automation system with several forms of power generation and industrial uses.

🌌 An ever-E X P A N D I N G Galaxy of Planets, Asteroid Fields and Nebula! Our Worlds are randomly generated with unique Terrain & Biomes on each! Not one Planet is (too) similar to another!

🏘️ An Uncommon Territory System, Lands, allowing for flexible claiming and nation creation. Start your Colonial Empire today!

🪐 A Ship-based Warping system used to get between vast Planets and travel the Cosmos!

IP: celestialmc.zapto.orgVersions: 1.19.4-1.20.4

A Timeline of The Celestial Expanse (Colossal Combat)

Early-Mid 2015-2016 — C_Corp2002 Started toying with the idea of a Minecraft Server, but didn’t know what it should looklike. (Something Sci-Fi/Space)

Late 2016 — C_Corp2002, ButtonmashTP (Now: Oshwatt), Millycow, Crazymario5, and MusicalDuck (All IRL friends of C_Corp2002) started playing a Mojang-Hosted Realms SMP Server for fun and hanging out.

Late 2016-Early 2017 — The first Realm expired. C_Corp2002 wanted something similar to the experiance we had back with the realm, so C_Corp2002 took it upon themself, and started learning programming/”Code” and how to use many other programs and software. C_Corp2002 started a few small test servers to get a feel for running a Spigot/Bukkit-based Minecraft Server.

Mid 2017-Late 2017 — Colossal Factions was born out a merger between the original concept of “A cool place to hangout after school”, and a “A place where epic battles and nations canrise and fall”. It eventually picked up a few non-IRL players along theway. Most notably Gateway_Guardian (Now: Hoshi) who has became a greatly trusted and valued friend to C_Corp2002.

Early 2018-Late 2018 — Colossal Factions expanded upon the previous concept and grew more into what we can recognize nowadays; A multi-server network with many Planets in addition to Buildable, block-based, Movecraft Vehicles. Colossal Combat was born.

2019-Present Colossal Combat/The Celestial Expanse has grown a lot since 2018, *far too much to write down, But a brief summary of what has been added is as follows:

Custom Randomly Generated Planets with Unique Terrain

Custom Blocks, Mobs, Weapons and Items (Resource Pack required to see most of them)

Movecraft-based Starships and other vehicles. The First Server to achieve fully autonomous, NPC/AI Controlled Ships

*Trade Centers (WIP)

*A(n) ever growing Wiki (At long last!)

*More reliable code (Phewh!)

You?

* Primarily because C_Corp2002 is still actively working on The Celestial Expanse.

LINKS (DISCORD/WEBSITE/ETC)

PMC GROUP: https://www.planetminecraft.com/group/cemc/

SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/CelestialExpanseMC/

GALAXY/PLANET MAP; “StarMap”: https://celestialmc.zapto.org/starmap/

SERVER YOUTUBE CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP7rsrLgeX1uGaVN77ENjtg

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/TGfQKxFJgJ

ALTERNATIVE DISCORD CODE: TGfQKxFJgJ

NOTABLE USERS/CONTRIBUTORS/STAFF:– C_Corp2002/”Corp”/”CCorp” (Me, myself, and I – Original Founder of this place, Lead & Only Developer.)– Gateway_Guardian/Sunfish/Hoshi (A good friend & Co-Founder since 2017)– ButtonmashTP/oshwatt (A good friend and Retired Co-Admin)– millycow (A good friend and Retired Co-Admin)– EngineeringBean (A good friend and a Great Cityscape Builder)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

No-Named MC

120server, bedrock, Creative, Customenchants, Dungeons, Floodgate, Geyser, Griefprevention, Infernalmobs, Jobs, Magic, MCMMO, Plots, Survival

About UsWe are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all!

About the ServerWe have been a server since beta 1.6, continuouslyworking on adding several fun features, such as:

McMMO

Explorable DungeonsNew EnchantmentsMagic WandsInfernal MobsChat GamesBedrock SupportAnd much more!

Note for bedrock edition playersThe port for the server is 25600 if you need it. You may have to join a single player world first for the connection to work.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FuRiouSCraft Survival

Economy, Factions, PvE

What we aim to achieve.

A friendly enviorment to make friends and have some fun building in Minecraft. We have created a server for people who enjoy building and meeting new people without the worry of griefing in their Minecraft experience.

We have the classic look and feel of a vanilla server, but we have carefully selected a few plugins which take nothing away from the core game play and instead only boost security and bring peace of mind to our players.

The server runs Bukkit with a very small selection of back-end plugins to ensure our players don’t have to worry about the problems faced in normal vanilla servers (lets face it, it can be frustrating). Every plugin we have is there to help us make sure you have an enjoyable experience playing on our server.

We do have a “grey” list which means you are free to log into the server as a guest and have a look around. You will not be able to build in the Main world until you apply below or on our website http://furiouscraft.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Animals Bred:	121	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	2592
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Survival Asia Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

WELCOME TO SURVIVAL ASIA MINECRAFT SERVER ASIA’S FAST GROWING MINECRAFT SERVER HOSTED BY SUNWAY UNIVERSITY STUDENTS PLUGINS: SLIMEFUN ECONOMY RANKS COMPANIONS JOBS TRADING GRIEFPREVENTION WILDTP SAMS.SERVERMINER.COM:27168

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fuycraft SMP 1.20.1

Chestshop, Economysurvival, Newworld, smp, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxtopia

An awesome rpg server! Has custom coded plugins, an intricate class system, and AWESOME pvp!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Gaytopia

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

The goal of Gaytopia is to provide an enjoyable space for the LBGT+ Community to play Minecraft together.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gaytopia Discord: https://discord.gg/T3s5j9g Dynmap: http://map.gaytopia.lgbt:25467/ Wiki: https://gaytopia.fandom.com/?wiki

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Spades SMP | 1.20.4 Java Vanilla SMP (17+)

Plugins, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Spades SMP!

OPENING 02/24/24

Spades SMP is a vanilla-ish based survival multiplayer server, with creativity and sociability in mind!

We have a Discord server with a custom bot with many functions.We are application based so moderation is absolutely prioritized.

We hope to see you soon, apply now!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1154561645595594782/1205732355306684516/pmcBanner.png?ex=65d970c2&is=65c6fbc2&hm=5f045f28a9b6ada4f0f67264688a0774d1cb36f5fa0473b6ff772dd9c5257365&

Apply Here!

Plugins!

With AngelChest, safeguard your most precious belongingsForm alliances and conquer challenges with BetterTeamsRest assured knowing that CoreProtect stands vigilant against griefers.Bridge the gap between in-game and Discord communities seamlessly with DiscordSRVWhile Essentials ensures smooth server operations.Protect your territory with GriefPrevention.Take a load off with GSit’s comfortable sitting feature.Navigate the world effortlessly with HuskHomes’ intuitive teleportation system enhanced by a user-friendly GUI interface.

It will be opening on 02/24/24

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Emeralds Found:	4962
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChubbyCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Skyblock

Hungry for fun? Feed that craving and join us on ChubbyCraft! We currently offer three exciting game-modes, Creative, Factions, and Skyblock!

Our Creative server offers players 100×100 plots giving you plenty of room to build! You can build by hand or by unlocking worldedit, however you like! So many features and surprises, ChubbyCraft creative server is the place to build your dream world today!

However, if you’re in search for BLOOD then our Faction server will give you the PVP thrill you seek! We offer a death to raid system, meaning if you’re skilled enough you could down any Faction you choose to! Train your skills and become the best with the unique skill system we offer and be sure to keep an eye out throughout the world for accompanied seasons that take the game to a whole other level!

Maybe you want a bit of both? Then take to the skylands and forge your own personal sky island with our enhanced Skyblock game-mode! Complete with fun quests to earn in game currencies that will allow you to upgrade your island’s look and functionality, which also increases your island’s ranking. Your adventures are accompanied by a skilling feature that hones your skills to become more efficient. PvP is available in select areas to challenge your fighting prowess from the experiences you developed on your island!

Come show the world who you are today! No matter what server you choose to play, there are plenty of things to do and experiences to be made. So what are you waiting for? Bring your friends and family and join ChubbyCraft today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Stara-Garda

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

THE BEST BALKANS MINECRAFT SERVER WE HAVE EVERYTHING, SKYBLOCK, PRISON, FACTIONS, KITPVP, ENTER AND HAVE FUN…. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT BECAUSE THIS IS THE STRONGEST SERVER!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AztecMC – 1.20.4 – Trails & Tales

Aztec, Aztecmc, Cavesandcliffs, Grief, Griefing, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Semivanilla, Suvival, Vanilla

Server address: aztecmc.org – no port.

New map as of 12/17/2023 – 1.20.4 Update

Rules: 3 simple ones: Keep it PG-13, don’t hack, and don’t spam. more details

Aztec Minecraft is a vanilla SMP with some features:

Set a home with /sethomeUse /tpahere to have someone teleport out to youVoting rewards – 3 rewards every 24 hours

We support raiding and griefing because that’s half the fun:

No chest protectionsNo player block protectionsHave you stumbled on someone’s base? Grief it.Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. Nobody’s going to stop you.PvP not for you? Many of our players feel the same way, and can give you tips on how to stay out of danger.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Aberrant SMP

Beta, Loresmp, Modded, Moddedrp, Origins, Originsmod, Originssmp, Roleplay, Survival

The Aberrant SMP is a brand new roleplay and lore focused Origins server that has been created by many experienced and passionate Minecraft admins! Having been in the staff teams of servers like Pixelmon Realms, Everglow, and Hypixel, we’ve crafted a vanilla flavoured Origins server with a lovely community and incredibly fun gameplay!

We feature some spectacular things such as– A spectacular modlist featuring The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and many, many more vanilla flavoured mods!– Monthly Giveaways and Contests-Themed updates and votes for new Origins-Monthly server-wide lore events-A roster of 30+ well balanced, flavour filled origins with new ones being added with voting pools every month!-A complete wiki full of characters and world lore that’s open and avaliable to any server member!

So if this small delightful community sounds right for you, and you want to make your mark in a new, growing world, we’d love to see you in our discord to get Whitelisted! And if we do, Best of luck in the Aberrant…https://discord.gg/AberrantSMP

-Server Owner, Hossenpheffer

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lenoxcraft Survival

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Join lenoxcraft and have fun in our special made server.Here all players can fight and create a faction to make a team.With this faction (team)you can fight together and create alliances or enemies :D.Plus with an awesome economy you can become wealthy buy being smart :D.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	5403
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!